Musings on my neverending quest for sugar

Oh. My. God.

So, Pomona is finally in thefacebook.com. I believe a good hundred people have signed up already, and more will follow, as soon as they find out that the confirmation emails were filtered by the Pomona spam program...

But yes! It only inspired me to waste yet more time looking for people I hadn't heard from in ages. Like, classmates from New Jersey, most of whom I hadn't seen since I moved to CA in 1997.

I specifically Googled someone's name, found a Rutgers University fraternity site, and deja vu-d on several names on the member list. So, naturally I went to the gallery to see if I knew any of the guys there.

And then I came across this:


I didn't recognize anyone at first, but after concentrating, it finally hit me.

OH. MY. GOD. The scary-pale guy on the left was the boy I had a crush on all throughout elementary school. I can't decide whether it's scarier that

1. His ears still stick out


2. He still makes that face


3. I still recognize him while he's making that face

I believe that the guy on the right was a classmate too, and OHMYGOD what happened to both of them?! Reminds me of the time when I saw my 2nd grade tormentor bitch in middle school (after not bumping into her for a few years) and realized, with a great feeling of redemption, that she had fully developed into a middle school bitch. Huzzah.

*looks at frat boys again* I SOOOO did not miss out, man. *pats self on back*

posted by sugarfiend @ 1:53 AM