Ultimate Guy Survey!
From Cathy's xanga site - need me some entertainment before this crazy afternoon. The answers in italic are hers since I figure I can't put it better...Hair color: As long as it's mussable, it's fine by me.
Eye color: Don't care, but +10 points if they're inquisitive. (I realize that's subjective, but tough for you!)
Height: Anywhere between Paul Hamm and Michael Phelps is fine by me. (5'6" - 6'4", so you lost out, short dudes!)
Six pack: WHAT? And no TUMMY????
Long or short hair: Longer hair is much more mussable, but certainly NOT as long as mine... but fuzzy headed dudes can be cute too...
Glasses: Hmm, in terms of my own personal preference, I love geeks. In thinking ahead to the genetics of our future children, at the level of my eyesight disintegration, it's probably better if he had perfect vision. Even though I'd hate him for it.
Piercings: Not more than me. Meaning, none. Har.
Tattoo: See "piercings"
Eyebrows: Seriously? Um....as long as he has some?
Big butt or little: "I like big butts!" (half-explains why I so love figure skating..)
Buff or skinny: Certainly not as skinny as me. Snuggling would hurt.
Straight teeth, gap, or braces: Straight, I suppose..
Funny or serious: Seriously funny. Ooh, har, har. I'm so clever.
Party or stay at home: Stay at home and snuggly type. :)
Should he cook or bake: Hehehe. Both
Should he have a best friend: Yes, ME
Should he have a lotta girl friends: Groupies, no. But if he's popular with girls cause he's a nice guy, bonus points!
Outgoing or shy: Shy guys are SO cute...but that means neither of us would make the first move. Hmmm....*ponders*
Sarcastic or sincere: Oh oh oh it's coming...wait for it...sincerely sarcastic!
Would he be a smoker?: If he's on fire, I guess it's ok
Would he drink?: Water?
Would he swear?: Shit, I don't know.
Would he play with your hair?: The ones on my head, thanks.
Where would you go to dinner?: In the kitchen. After he cooks. For me. ME!
Would he write you notes?: Yes! Just for the cuteness factor.
Would he bring you flowers?: No, unless he does the whole plant thing along with it. (Flowers in bouquets die, ya know..)
Would he lay under the stars with you?: If we have a really warm blanket and some hot chocolate, why not?
Would he call you muffin, pumpkin, or apple?: Errrrr...none of the above?
Would he call you hunny, sweetie, or baby?: If he spells "honey" right, he can. Otherwise he needs to go back to second-grade spelling.
Would he hang out with you and YOUR friends?: ME JUST ME ALL THE TIME ME ME ME....heh, heh.
Would you hang out with him and HIS friends?: What friends? jk jk
Would she kiss you goodnight at the door?: She?! that's news to me.
Will he walk you to the door at the end?: "The end"? sounds like he's gonna kill me....
Holding hands?: Of course! :)
Soccer: So, walking me to the door while holding hands and playing soccer? Sounds talented.
Volleyball: And plyaing volleyball, too! Wow....
Tennis: Um, enough sports.
Baseball: I said enough sports!
Basketball: I envision an NBA player wannabe. Meaning, NO.
Football: Those guys are scary! NO.
Water polo: If that means I get to see him in a Speedo, YES.
Surf: see "water polo"
Skateboard: If he wants to call himself a "skater," no. (btw, +100 points if the guy figure skates)
Ski/snowboard: If he skis and is willing to teach me more of it, why not?
Play guitar: Too cliche. Meh.
Play piano: OH GOD YES.
Neat or messy?: Messy-ish but not to the point of having week-old food or last semester's papers sprawled all over the floor...
Writes his own music: If it's good...
Use the word dude: Toooootally.
Use the word tight: Ass?
Would he watch the sun rise with you: Once. And then I'd smack him for waking me up so early.
What kind of car does he drive: As long as it isn't a gas-guzzling SUV, don't care.
How old is he: Um, within 5 years of my age? Is that considered cradle-robbing?
What would his name be: Alas, I'm afraid he doesn't exist.
And you all realize I'm being tongue in cheek with the possessive stuff, right? At least, I'll try to be less possessive next time...*ahem*
posted by sugarfiend @ 11:55 AM
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Ack, I tried posting this a minute ago but Blogger really screwed up the formatting. I'm going to try again.
My favorite responses:
Would he be a smoker?: If he's on fire, I guess it's okThat made me laugh. =)
Play piano: OH GOD YESSeriously, what is it with playing piano and sexiness? I saw a picture of Fiona Apple last year and I thought, 'Hmm, she's pretty cute'; then I listened to her music and found out she played piano and I was like, 'DAMN, she is hot!' Why is that, I wonder? Do people who play an instrument think other people who play that same instrument are inherently more attractive, or is it only prevailing wisdom among piano players, or what? In any case, I totally agree with you.
Haha, yes that smoker one IS quite hilarious, isn't it? Cathy's a riot in that way.
Hmm, I dunno about the piano attractiveness. Any sort of string instrument would suffice in my case as well - the standards are higher for that though, cause you need a certain amount of training to make a nice basic violin/viola/cello sound. Guitar's just way too cliche for me, and you don't really need training for that. Drummers have always been sexy to me, but to have a drum set around...ick.
Piano's just the perfect instrument! It's one of those things that seems really easy cause you just plunk keys and voila! A note! But, you can tell a good pianist from a novice one by the kind of tone that is produced. It takes a certain sensitivity, and I like sensitive guys. :)
Or maybe I've just been in a Rachmaninoff funk lately and I just adore the chords that he uses. Can't have that kind of sound on any other instrument!
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