Sunday, November 12, 2006

Thoughts that ran through my head when the doorbell was rung multiple times on 7AM Sunday

"Just leave the package at the door, geez!....Oh yeah, it's Sunday..."

"I don't care how hard you try to wake me up, I'm not going to church!"

"I took my laundry out of the communal laundry room last night, I swear!"

(At this point the doorbell rings stop, and someone starts loudly knocking on the window instead.)

"If someone's dying or something, just yell through the window. You really think we're going to come if someone's just ringing our doorbell and knocking our window randomly on 7AM?"

"C'mon, roomie! You have a big kickboxing boyfriend staying over for a reason!" (at this point I was thinking of lugging the large, heavy flashlight over to the door and answering the damn thing myself.)


This has happened before, and I highly suspect it's one of the near-senile neighbors. I vaguely saw someone old shuffle back into an apartment and come back with a broom between the doorbell ringing and the window knocking.

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